{"id":9820,"date":"2011-03-07T19:46:58","date_gmt":"2011-03-07T18:46:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidbosman.fr\/blog\/2011\/03\/07\/avis-dabsence\/"},"modified":"2011-03-07T19:47:40","modified_gmt":"2011-03-07T18:47:40","slug":"avis-dabsence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/2011\/03\/07\/avis-dabsence\/","title":{"rendered":"Avis d&#8217;absence"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vous \u00e9tonnez pas si le blog est au ralenti (ou m\u00eame peut-\u00eatre carr\u00e9ment \u00e0 l&#8217;arr\u00eat) durant les prochains jours. Depuis quelques jours, tout le monde \u00e0 la maison est malade, sauf le chat \u2014 pas de chance : c&#8217;est le seul qui ne sache pas blogger \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n\n<p>Rien de grave rassurez-vous (enfin j&#8217;ai pas encore vu le rebouteux), mais je suis quand m\u00eame \u00e0 peu pr\u00e8s totalement hors service.<\/p>\n\n<p>Si vous voulez vous plaindre de cette inacceptable interruption de service, voyez \u00e7a avec ma tendre et douce car \u2014 oui, je suis un d\u00e9lateur \u2014 c&#8217;est <em>elle<\/em> qui a ramen\u00e9 ce virus et m&#8217;a contamin\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n<p>Si le pire devait arriver (le pire, apr\u00e8s mon \u00e9lection comme Miss France), je demande \u00e0 \u00eatre enterr\u00e9 dans un pot de Nutella g\u00e9ant, ou alors un pot de p\u00e2te \u00e0 tartiner Speculoos. Vide.<\/p>\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/2006_1105_w_061105_d_200_55mm_123122jpg.png\" alt=\"2006 1105 w 061105 d 200 55mm 123122.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n\n<p>\ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n\n<p>(photo prise en 2006, au P\u00e8re-Lachaise)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vous \u00e9tonnez pas si le blog est au ralenti (ou m\u00eame peut-\u00eatre carr\u00e9ment \u00e0 l&#8217;arr\u00eat) durant les prochains jours. Depuis quelques jours, tout le monde \u00e0 la maison est malade, sauf le chat \u2014 pas de chance : c&#8217;est le &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/2011\/03\/07\/avis-dabsence\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9820","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9820","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9820"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9820\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9821,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9820\/revisions\/9821"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}