{"id":5716,"date":"2010-01-24T00:13:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-24T00:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidbosman.fr\/blog\/2010\/01\/24\/20100124the-macaroni-situation-is-serious\/"},"modified":"2010-03-27T23:50:22","modified_gmt":"2010-03-27T22:50:22","slug":"20100124the-macaroni-situation-is-serious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/2010\/01\/24\/20100124the-macaroni-situation-is-serious\/","title":{"rendered":"The macaroni situation is serious"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sauf si l&#8217;on est un schtroumpf habitant dans un joyeux champignon au pays des schtroumpfs, la vie est une perp\u00e9tuelle succession de conflits, qui se r\u00e8glent plus ou moins facilement. En voici un qui fait exploser tous les records de stupidit\u00e9. Enfin, je l&#8217;esp\u00e8re.<\/p>\n\n<p>En r\u00e9sum\u00e9&#160;: lors d&#8217;une soir\u00e9e quelqu&#8217;un aurait balanc\u00e9 une salade de macaroni faite par un certain Rob sur la tronche d&#8217;une vieille peau (pour r\u00e9sumer le ton du message). La dite salade de macaroni \u00e9tant \u00e0 pr\u00e9sent consid\u00e9r\u00e9e comme une arme, une arme dont la d\u00e9tention menace de faire expulser le pauvre Rob. S&#8217;ensuit un \u00e9change d&#8217;emails. Difficile de n&#8217;en citer qu&#8217;un extrait. <\/p>\n\n<p>La convocation&#160;:<\/p>\n\n<blockquote><p>There will be a meeting to discuss Rob&#8217;s macaroni salad (&#8230;) I know <strong>a few of you may think this is on overreaction<\/strong> but I assure you the the macaroni situation is serious.<\/p> <\/blockquote>\n\n<p>Je souligne. Et un extrait de la r\u00e9ponse&#160;:<br \/><\/p>\n\n<blockquote><p>(&#8230;)<br \/>I am still trying to figure out why you all are bent out of shape or what even&nbsp; happened with the macaroni salad. <strong>Macaroni salad is not a weapon.<\/strong> having it is not a violation of the bylaw against weapons or such.<br \/>(&#8230;)<br \/>From what I could tell Rob may not have been at te party at the time of the incident. (&#8230; and) just because he made the salad doesn&#8217;t mean he&#8217;s responsible for somebody else hurling it across a room at some old bag (&#8230;)<\/p> <\/blockquote>\n\n<p>On appr\u00e9ciera la pr\u00e9cision et l&#8217;effort louable de la dame pour d\u00e9fendre l&#8217;innocence de son ami Rob (qui a juste pr\u00e9par\u00e9 la salade, mais ne l&#8217;a pas jet\u00e9e).&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n<p><a hreflang=\"en\" href=\"http:\/\/www.burbia.com\/neighbors-war-over-macaroni-salad\">Lire la lettre compl\u00e8te<\/a> sur Rants.<\/p>\n\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/davidbosman.fr\/images\/zen.png\" alt=\"\" zen=\"\" style=\"border: 0 none ;\" \/><\/div>\n\n<p>Les macaroni&#8230; Merde, \u00e7a fait r\u00e9fl\u00e9chir.<\/p>\n\n<p>Je crois que je vais fermer le placard de la cuisine \u00e0 double ou m\u00eame \u00e0 triple tours&#160;: il est bourr\u00e9 de nouilles et qui sait ce que je pourrais en faire sous l&#8217;emprise de la col\u00e8re contre mon voisin du dessus, le fameux inventeur du championnat de claquement de vide-ordure et de jet de bouteilles en verre en plein milieu de la nuit&#160;?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sauf si l&#8217;on est un schtroumpf habitant dans un joyeux champignon au pays des schtroumpfs, la vie est une perp\u00e9tuelle succession de conflits, qui se r\u00e8glent plus ou moins facilement. 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