{"id":5628,"date":"2009-11-06T19:43:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-06T19:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidbosman.fr\/blog\/2009\/11\/06\/20091106la-paix-dans-le-monde-a-coups-de-hamburgers-et-de-tv\/"},"modified":"2010-03-27T23:49:26","modified_gmt":"2010-03-27T22:49:26","slug":"20091106la-paix-dans-le-monde-a-coups-de-hamburgers-et-de-tv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/2009\/11\/06\/20091106la-paix-dans-le-monde-a-coups-de-hamburgers-et-de-tv\/","title":{"rendered":"La paix dans le monde, \u00e0 coups de hamburgers (et de TV) ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>The latest Army statistics show a stunning 75 percent of military-age youth are ineligible to join the military because they are overweight, can&#8217;t pass entrance exams, have dropped out of high school or had run-ins with the law.<\/p> <p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sphere.com\/2009\/11\/03\/70-percent-of-young-americans-are-unfit-for-military-duty\/?icid=main%7Cmain%7Cdl1%7Clink3%7Chttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.sphere.com%2F2009%2F11%2F03%2F70-percent-of-young-americans-are-unfit-for-military-duty%2F#comments\" hreflang=\"en\">dixit<\/a>.<\/p> <\/blockquote>\n\n<p>En bref: 75% des jeunes am\u00e9ricains sont trop gros\/trop peu \u00e9duqu\u00e9s pour entrer dans l&#8217;arm\u00e9e. Ou alors ils ont trop d&#8217;emmerdes avec la justice.<\/p>\n\n<p>En clair, la malbouffe et la connerie c&#8217;est la solution anti-guerre&#160;!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n<p>Il suffirait d&#8217;empiffrer tous les gamin(e)s de hamburgers bien gras et de programmes TV (ou de contenu web) qui ne le seraient pas moins \u2014 <em>il suffirait<\/em>&nbsp;ai-je \u00e9crit, au conditionnel, car je ne me permettrai jamais d&#8217;insinuer que la TV (et une part croissante du Web) ne sert r\u00e9ellement qu&#8217;\u00e0 v\u00e9hiculer de la merde \u2014 pour que la guerre devienne impossible, faute de combattants aptes \u00e0 courir ou \u00e0 ramper, ou m\u00eame simplement assez malins pour appuyer sur un bouton. Clic-boum.<\/p>\n\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/davidbosman.fr\/images\/zen.png\" alt=\"\" zen=\"\" style=\"border: 0 none ;\" \/><\/div>\n\n<p>J&#8217;ai (presque) toujours \u00e9t\u00e9 gros, je suis donc assez mal plac\u00e9 pour en rire. Mais \u00e7a laisse songeur de penser qu&#8217;une g\u00e9n\u00e9ration est \u00e0 75% incapable de faire le minimum physique\/intellectuel requis pour entrer dans l&#8217;arm\u00e9e.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n<p>Pour moi \u2014 mais je suis un geek, perverti \u00e0 coups de pizza et de Matrix \u2014 c&#8217;est un signe de plus que la prochaine \u00e9volution de l&#8217;esp\u00e8ce humaine, apr\u00e8s la station debout, le feu, l&#8217;imprimerie, le t\u00e9l\u00e9phone, Jodie Foster et Internet, c&#8217;est&#8230; la d\u00e9mat\u00e9rialisation, la s\u00e9paration pure et simple du corps (jetable) et de l&#8217;esprit. Un corps jetable, pour une pens\u00e9e pure (du calme, <a href=\"http:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ren\u00e9_Descartes\" hreflang=\"fr\">Ren\u00e9<\/a>).<\/p>\n\n<p>Eldorado inesp\u00e9r\u00e9 pour quelques entreprises en mal de march\u00e9s \u00e0 conqu\u00e9rir&#160;! Des corps sur mesure, vendus en supermarch\u00e9 ou dans des boutiques de luxe \u2014 <em>Mmmm<\/em> un &#8220;iBody&#8221;, <em>Yeark<\/em>, un &#8220;Body 7&#8221; \u2014 dont on changera selon nos envies (hello,&nbsp;<a href=\"\/dotclear2\/index.php?post\/2009\/10\/31\/Clones\" hreflang=\"en\">Clones<\/a>), des plugins ou des carte d&#8217;extension m\u00e9moire pour <span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">apprendre<\/span> ma\u00eetriser le kung-fu (hello,&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Matrix\" hreflang=\"fr\">Neo<\/a>) ou le tricot (hello,&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/david_b\/1815450185\/in\/set-69629\/\" hreflang=\"fr\">maman<\/a>).<\/p>\n\n<p>\ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The latest Army statistics show a stunning 75 percent of military-age youth are ineligible to join the military because they are overweight, can&#8217;t pass entrance exams, have dropped out of high school or had run-ins with the law. dixit. 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