{"id":5585,"date":"2009-09-08T16:23:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-08T16:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidbosman.fr\/blog\/2009\/09\/08\/20090908bzzzzzzzzzz\/"},"modified":"2010-03-27T23:49:04","modified_gmt":"2010-03-27T22:49:04","slug":"20090908bzzzzzzzzzz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/2009\/09\/08\/20090908bzzzzzzzzzz\/","title":{"rendered":"Bzzzzzzzzzz"},"content":{"rendered":"

Quelqu’un a d\u00e9j\u00e0 r\u00e9ussi \u00e0 expliquer \u00e0 cette mouche qui s’amuse \u00e0 parcourir de long en large et de haut en bas la salon \u2014 voire peut-\u00eatre uniquement la zone juste au-dessus du canap\u00e9 o\u00f9 l’on est install\u00e9 pour faire la sieste \u2014 que son vrombissement est mal venu, pour ne pas dire carr\u00e9ment insupportable et m\u00eame inacceptable ?<\/p>\n\n

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A part le coup de savate ou l’\u00e9clatage de tronche \u00e0 coup de tapette, ou  encore le spray assassin \u2014 ne me parlez pas du chat! Cette faignasse fait la sieste, elle, y a pas une moustache qui bouge \u2014 , \u00e0 part, disais-je, ces moyens ouvertement mouchophobes, n’y-a-t-il une quelconque fa\u00e7on de lui faire comprendre qu’on appr\u00e9cierait un peu de silence, pas forc\u00e9ment au prix de sa petite vie de mouche mais qu’on y pense quand m\u00eame de plus en plus fort…<\/p>\n\n

Bzzzzzzzzzz<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Quelqu’un a d\u00e9j\u00e0 r\u00e9ussi \u00e0 expliquer \u00e0 cette mouche qui s’amuse \u00e0 parcourir de long en large et de haut en bas la salon \u2014 voire peut-\u00eatre uniquement la zone juste au-dessus du canap\u00e9 o\u00f9 l’on est install\u00e9 pour faire … Read more →<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5585"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5585\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6703,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5585\/revisions\/6703"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}