{"id":5498,"date":"2009-06-01T11:41:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-01T11:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidbosman.fr\/blog\/2009\/06\/01\/20090601appelez-moi-vieux-con\/"},"modified":"2010-03-27T23:48:39","modified_gmt":"2010-03-27T22:48:39","slug":"20090601appelez-moi-vieux-con","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/2009\/06\/01\/20090601appelez-moi-vieux-con\/","title":{"rendered":"Appelez-moi vieux con"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/dotclear2\/public\/IMG_0143b.JPG\" alt=\"consomme\" style=\"margin: 0 auto; display: block;\" title=\"consomme, juin 2009\" \/><\/p>\n\n<p>Mais quand j&#8217;avais son \u00e2ge on parlait de <em>faire<\/em> un cadeau \u00e0 sa maman, pas de l&#8217;acheter (toutes mes excuses pour la pi\u00e8tre qualit\u00e9 de l&#8217;image, \u00e7a dit&#160;: &#8220;Ouiiii, je vais acheter le cadeau de maman dans deux minutes&#160;!&#8221;).<\/p>\n\n<p>Enfin bon, la f\u00eate des m\u00e8res m&#8217;a toujours sembl\u00e9 une vaste fumisterie (sauf pour toi, maman), alors&#8230;<\/p>\n\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/davidbosman.fr\/images\/zen.png\" alt\"zen\"=\"\" style=\"border:0;\" \/><\/div>\n\n<p>Je crois que je serais au d\u00e9sespoir si j&#8217;\u00e9tais un papa: je ne vois pas quel avenir on promet \u00e0 nos enfants, \u00e0 part celui d&#8217;\u00eatre des consommateurs, des consommateurs de plus en plus infantilis\u00e9s.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mais quand j&#8217;avais son \u00e2ge on parlait de faire un cadeau \u00e0 sa maman, pas de l&#8217;acheter (toutes mes excuses pour la pi\u00e8tre qualit\u00e9 de l&#8217;image, \u00e7a dit&#160;: &#8220;Ouiiii, je vais acheter le cadeau de maman dans deux minutes&#160;!&#8221;). Enfin &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/2009\/06\/01\/20090601appelez-moi-vieux-con\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5498"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5498\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6616,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5498\/revisions\/6616"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}