{"id":4780,"date":"2004-07-18T22:01:26","date_gmt":"2004-07-18T22:01:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidbosman.fr\/blog\/2004\/07\/18\/2004071865-spiderman-2\/"},"modified":"2010-03-27T23:35:23","modified_gmt":"2010-03-27T22:35:23","slug":"2004071865-spiderman-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/2004\/07\/18\/2004071865-spiderman-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Spiderman 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Le second volet r&eacute;sum&eacute; par votre serviteur.<\/p>\n\n<p><b>Spiderman :<\/b> Pourquoi ne suis-je pas comme les autres ? (<i>NDVS: beau, c&eacute;l&egrave;bre, riche et indiff&eacute;rent<\/i>) ? Comment payer mon loyer ?<\/p>\n\n<p><b>Une fille :<\/b> Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiih !<\/p>\n\n<p><b>Le m&eacute;chant :<\/b> Ahah ! Je vais te tuer Spiderman !<\/p>\n\n<p><b>Une autre fille :<\/b> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah !<\/p>\n\n<p><b>Spiderman :<\/b> M&#8217;en fous M&eacute;chant Vilain, personne ne m&#8217;aime.<\/p>\n\n<p><b>Le fant&ocirc;me de tonton Ben :<\/b> Tu as un don et de grandes responsabilit&eacute;s.<\/p>\n\n<p><b>Spiderman :<\/b> Merci tonton ! M&eacute;chant Vilain je ne vais pas me laisser tuer, gare &agrave; toi !<\/p>\n\n<p><b>Encore une autre fille :<\/b> Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiih !<\/p>\n\n<p><b>Tata :<\/b> Spiderman, mon h&eacute;ros !<\/p>\n\n<p><b>Spiderman :<\/b> M&eacute;chant Vilain! Souviens-toi que tu as &eacute;t&eacute; honn&ecirc;te dans le temps.<\/p>\n\n<p><b>Le m&eacute;chant :<\/b> Spiderman, tu as raison ! Embrassons-nous.<\/p>\n\n<p>(le m&eacute;chant meurt).<\/p>\n\n<p>(Plus tard) <\/p>\n\n<p><b>Spiderman :<\/b> Je suis moi.<\/p>\n\n<p><b>L&#8217;amour de sa vie :<\/b> Ch&eacute;ri ! Va vite capturer les m&eacute;chants et reviens vite terminer ce bisou. Smack !<\/p>\n\n<p><b>Spiderman :<\/b> Youpie !<\/p>\n\n<p>g&eacute;n&eacute;rique de fin<\/p>\n\n<p><\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le second volet r&eacute;sum&eacute; par votre serviteur. Spiderman : Pourquoi ne suis-je pas comme les autres ? (NDVS: beau, c&eacute;l&egrave;bre, riche et indiff&eacute;rent) ? Comment payer mon loyer ? Une fille : Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiih ! Le m&eacute;chant : Ahah ! Je &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/2004\/07\/18\/2004071865-spiderman-2\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[104],"class_list":["post-4780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cinema","tag-cinema"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4780"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4780\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5885,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4780\/revisions\/5885"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}