{"id":15641,"date":"2014-08-01T15:09:05","date_gmt":"2014-08-01T13:09:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidbosman.fr\/blog\/?p=15641"},"modified":"2014-08-01T15:09:05","modified_gmt":"2014-08-01T13:09:05","slug":"tu-maimes-toujours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/2014\/08\/01\/tu-maimes-toujours\/","title":{"rendered":"Tu m&#8217;aimes toujours ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cette manie des ordinateurs et de tous les gadgets informatiques,  d\u00e8s que tu <em>oses<\/em> ne pas les utiliser pendant plusieurs jours, de te balancer des popups \u00e0 la tronche, comme certains couples se balancent la vaisselle, pour te faire remarquer qu&#8217;il y a <em>des<\/em> mises \u00e0 jour \u00e0 faire \u2014 et plus vite que \u00e7a ! Et o\u00f9 t&#8217;\u00e9tais pass\u00e9 ? Et c&#8217;est quoi cette trace de rouge \u00e0 l\u00e8vres sur ton col ? Ne me mens pas ! Je sais que tu me trompes avec un stylo et du papier !<\/p>\n\n<p>L&#8217;informatique, tu sais quoi ? T&#8217;es chiante comme une vieille catin qui aurait besoin d&#8217;\u00eatre rassur\u00e9e sur ses charmes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cette manie des ordinateurs et de tous les gadgets informatiques, d\u00e8s que tu oses ne pas les utiliser pendant plusieurs jours, de te balancer des popups \u00e0 la tronche, comme certains couples se balancent la vaisselle, pour te faire remarquer &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/2014\/08\/01\/tu-maimes-toujours\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15641","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15641"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15641\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15642,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15641\/revisions\/15642"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}