{"id":12769,"date":"2012-06-06T22:20:20","date_gmt":"2012-06-06T20:20:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidbosman.fr\/blog\/2012\/06\/06\/jules-verne-avait-un-pnis\/"},"modified":"2012-06-06T22:24:01","modified_gmt":"2012-06-06T20:24:01","slug":"jules-verne-avait-un-pnis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/2012\/06\/06\/jules-verne-avait-un-pnis\/","title":{"rendered":"Jules Verne avait un p&eacute;nis"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>Le tour de Jules Verne en 70 minutes (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ina.fr\/art-et-culture\/litterature\/video\/CPB78051534\/le-tour-de-jules-verne-en-70-minutes.fr.html\">Apostrophes &#8211; 28\/07\/1978<\/a>) :<\/h4>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/531caa32ebe8_12FE4\/verne002.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"verne002\" border=\"0\" alt=\"verne002\" src=\"http:\/\/davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/531caa32ebe8_12FE4\/verne002_thumb.jpg\" width=\"504\" height=\"378\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n\n<p>Bon Dieu, quel astiquage de manche(s). Et, en parlant de manche, contrairement \u00e0 ce que j\u2019ai pu entendre dans la premi\u00e8re partie de cette \u00e9mission (j\u2019ai abandonn\u00e9 vers la 40e minute), je dois dire que savoir de qui l\u2019ami Jules \u00e9tait amoureux et o\u00f9 il pr\u00e9f\u00e9rait (ou r\u00eavait de) fourrer le sien, de manche, m\u2019indiff\u00e8re \u00e0 peu pr\u00e8s compl\u00e8tement. Quoique, s\u2019il avait \u00e9t\u00e9 question d\u2019un poulpe g\u00e9ant, peut-\u00eatre&#8230; <\/p>\n\n<p>Les seules choses \u00e0 peu pr\u00e8s int\u00e9ressantes que j\u2019ai pu entendre sont les r\u00e9actions, \u00e9nerv\u00e9es (ou hallucin\u00e9es ?), du pauvre Ray Bradbury, cet am\u00e9ricain <strike>un peu na\u00eff<\/strike>, pardon, que l\u2019on \u201ctrouve bien optimiste\u201d et qui n\u2019a pas \u201clu tout les textes de Jules Verne, mais seulement les plus connus\u201d et blablablablablablabla<font size=\"2\">bla<\/font>bla<font size=\"1\">..<\/font>.<\/p>\n\n<p>J\u2019ai mis le lien vers la vid\u00e9o sur le site de l\u2019INA mais, de vous \u00e0 moi, si vous disposez de 1h18 minutes dont vous ne savez vraiment pas quoi faire, commencez la lecture d\u2019un des romans de Jules Verne. C\u2019est mieux parce que, m\u00eame s\u2019il n\u2019y parle pas de son p\u00e9nis, au moins ses aventures sont excitantes.<\/p>\n\n<p>Ses romans sont tous t\u00e9l\u00e9chargeables gratuitement : <a title=\"http:\/\/www.ebooksgratuits.com\/ebooks.php\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ebooksgratuits.com\/ebooks.php\">http:\/\/www.ebooksgratuits.com\/ebooks.php<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/davidbosman.fr\/images\/zen.png\" zen=\"zen\" \/><\/div>\n\n<p>J\u2019ai besoin d\u2019un verre pour oublier tout \u00e7a. Un grand verre de cacao, bien tass\u00e9.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le tour de Jules Verne en 70 minutes (Apostrophes &#8211; 28\/07\/1978) : Bon Dieu, quel astiquage de manche(s). Et, en parlant de manche, contrairement \u00e0 ce que j\u2019ai pu entendre dans la premi\u00e8re partie de cette \u00e9mission (j\u2019ai abandonn\u00e9 vers &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/2012\/06\/06\/jules-verne-avait-un-pnis\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,6],"tags":[22,23],"class_list":["post-12769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ebooks","category-science-fiction","tag-litterature","tag-sf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12769","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12769"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12769\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12771,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12769\/revisions\/12771"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidbosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}